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Piss in it's ear
 Submitted By: the_one on 5/17/2007
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive.
"Dead." she was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move" answered the child innocently.
"You ... more
Tags: cat children joke
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The Evolution of Parents
 Submitted By: clive on 5/3/2007
My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own experience as parents and we often satirically talk about how things change as you have more children:
Feeling the Baby Move
First Child: I placed my hand on my wive's tummy ... more
Tags: children evolution humor parents
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Big Sissy
 Submitted By: the_one on 5/17/2007
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?".
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuri... more
Tags: children dad joke thunder
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My kids
Submitted By: shaitravels on 9/19/2008
The sunflower represents the Depression I have beaten, and the fact that I live because of and my children. Anthony and Roberto.
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Tags: children depression tattoos
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