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IT vs Business
 Submitted By: hiskeyd on 12/9/2006
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes you're in a hot air balloon, ho... more
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Seasonal Depression Joke
 Submitted By: the_one on 12/7/2007
With seasonal depression just around the corner, now we find even mental health systems are affected by out sourcing.
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
They've got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
... more
Tags: joke lifeline pakistan suicidal suicide
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Birthday Gone Wrong Joke
Submitted By: clive on 5/3/2007
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday", and possibly have a present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good mor... more
Tags: birthday humor joke jokes secretary
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Blonde in a Boat
Submitted By: clive on 5/7/2007
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What d... more
Tags: blonde joke humor joke jokes
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Ass (defined)
Submitted By: user2 on 1/16/2007
(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass more
Tags: ass butt definition funny joke
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Do I know you?
Submitted By: phip42 on 12/9/2006
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him saying hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?" to which she eplies, "I think you're the father of one of my kid... more
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Nymphomaniac
Submitted By: the_one on 4/30/2007
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee... more
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Brunette Meets Genie Joke
Submitted By: clive on 5/7/2007
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as... more
Tags: blonde joke brunette joke humor joke jokes
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Funny Joke
Submitted By: the_one on 4/29/2007
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the eng... more
Tags: bar drinking friends funny humor joke
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Piss in it's ear
Submitted By: the_one on 5/17/2007
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive.
"Dead." she was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move" answered the child innocently.
"You ... more
Tags: cat children joke
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Never Question a Drunk
Submitted By: harry on 6/7/2007
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As s... more
Tags: breakfast drunk funny grocery humor joke ugly
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