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Lawyer Jokes
 Submitted By: agp on 8/10/2007
Here are a bunch of lawyer jokes for your ammusement.
A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask.The d... more
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Courtroom Tactics
 Submitted By: hiskeyd on 4/18/2007
Courtroom Tactics
Technique One
Get our opponent off gaurd with an unexpected legal reference
"In response to your objection I'd like to cite the case of your mother vs I had sex with her." more
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Yet Another Lawyer Joke
Submitted By: hiskeyd on 12/22/2006
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times... more
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Dieing Lawyer Joke
Submitted By: clive on 5/4/2007
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the receptionist ... more
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Blonde vs. lawyer
 Submitted By: harry on 6/3/2007
A lawyer and a blond are sitting next to each other at the bar. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blond, drunk and dozing, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window t... more
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Lawyer Joke
Submitted By: agp on 7/29/2007
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he
called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is
it or the express degree you told me about?"
"It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon,
why do you... more
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