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Top 10 Reasons to Go To Work Naked
 Submitted By: hiskeyd on 1/13/2008
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop t... more
Tags: funny humor list
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101 ways to annoy people
Submitted By: hiskeyd on 12/22/2006
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with f... more
Tags: annoy annoying funny list
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Web2List
Submitted By: harry on 9/19/2007
Web2List.com is yet another website out there that lists all of the 'up-and-coming' websites that are considered Web 2.0.
It has a large database of sites and the descriptions are useful. There seems to be a trend of announcing Google related n... more
Tags: 2.0 internet list web
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63 ways to piss off a cop
 Submitted By: bilbo on 12/23/2006
1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
4. If he asks if you knew how fas... more
Tags: cop list
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50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab
Submitted By: bilbo on 12/23/2006
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your c... more
Tags: computer lab list
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30 reasons it's better to be a woman
Submitted By: hiskeyd on 12/22/2006
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorg... more
Tags: humor list woman
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Pickup Lines
 Submitted By: phip42 on 12/30/2006
1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by aga... more
Tags: lines list
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Ways to say someone is Dumb
Submitted By: phip42 on 12/30/2006
1. Not the brightest light in the harbor.
2. The light's on but no one's home.
3. Not the brightest bulb in the box.
4. A few screws short of a hardware store.
5. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
6. A few cards short of a dec... more
Tags: dumb list
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