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A Mother's Dictionary
 Submitted By: clive on 5/3/2007
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the ... more
Tags: dictionary humor jokes mom mother mothers day
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What Mother Taught Me
 Submitted By: clive on 5/3/2007
My Mother Taught Me About...
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."
2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A ... more
Tags: humor mom mother mothers day
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