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At the public pool
 Submitted By: clive on 5/3/2007
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.
"Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool."
"Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board... more
Tags: joke mom mothers day pool
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Prison Versus Housewives
Submitted By: clive on 5/2/2007
In prison, you get three square meals a day.
At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to get your kids to eat it.
In prison, you get an hour each day in the yard to exercise and mingle.
At home you get to clean the yard up so yo... more
Tags: joke jokes mom mothers day
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A Mother's Dictionary
Submitted By: clive on 5/3/2007
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the ... more
Tags: dictionary humor jokes mom mother mothers day
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What Mother Taught Me
 Submitted By: clive on 5/3/2007
My Mother Taught Me About...
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."
2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A ... more
Tags: humor mom mother mothers day
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