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Famous Quotes on Sex
 Submitted By: phip42 on 1/29/2007
My girlfriend always laughs during sex --no matter what she's reading.
Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen
Lord, grant me chastity and continence... but not yet.
S... more
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Peter Kay Quotes
Submitted By: the_one on 9/9/2007
Quotes:
1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid
problem?
2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I
realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him
t... more
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Quotes for Programmers
Submitted By: hiskeyd on 11/6/2008
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction. (Janet Reno)
I think computer viruses should count
as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only
form of life we have created so far is purely de... more
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George Carlin's New Rules for 2007
 Submitted By: user2 on 3/5/2007
New Rule:
Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . mo... more
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Quotes on the Nature of the Universe
Submitted By: harry on 9/1/2007
QUOTES ON THE NATURE OF THE UNIVERSE
Carl Zwanzig: "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."
Douglas Adams: "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly wha... more
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Great Quotes
Submitted By: the_one on 2/4/2007
Great quotes by comedians
"If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the
video camera and come help me."
--Bobcat Goldthwait
"I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's
where I wake up, take ... more
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Famous Beer Quotes
 Submitted By: clive on 7/27/2007
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemmingway
He was a wise man who invented beer. --
Plato
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
--Catherine Zandonella
If G... more
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Need to relax? Read these...
Submitted By: the_one on 4/18/2007
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
2. A day without sunshine is, like, night
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the... more
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