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Q: What do preists and the Detroit Lions have in common?
A:They both make you stand up and say Jesus Crist.
Q: How do you keep the Detroit Lions out of your yard?
A: You put a couple of goal posts up.
Q: Why do abused children prefer to live with the Detroit
Lions?
A: Because the Detroit Lions never beat anyone.
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How do the Detroit Lions count?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10, 0-11, 0-12.
What is the first thing that Detroit fans will hear after the Lion win the Super Bowl?
Their alarm clocks
What is the smallest room at Ford Field?
The trophy room
The Detroit Lions name should be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.
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