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Joined: 12/31/2008
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Location: , USA
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Free cat to a good home!
Why am I getting rid of my cat after two years...
...so I was cleaning the bathtub, it was a Sunday, I live alone. My girlfriend was coming over later to have dinner and if all went well, a hot romantic bath followed by what I had hope would turn into breakfast.
I dont' remember much after I started srubbing. I woke up in the hospital. My girlfriend was there. As I asked what had happened. She smiled and said, I'll get the doctor. That is never a good sign.
What does all this have to do with my damn cat! Turns out while bent over (naked) scrubbing my tub, the circular motion of my hand made my sack sway back and forth, putting my cat into a crazed ball-like trance. Evidentally, he pounced with claws at the ready and he dug them in deep. They had to surgectly remove one claw from my right testicle.
So, anyone want a cat? HE'S PLAYFUL!!
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