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Joined: 12/31/2008
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Location: Seattle , Washington USA
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Some of the most f^cked up dreams i've ever had...
1. Sliding down the rail on the stairs and looking down and seeing that it changed into a razor blade. WTF!!
2. Running from a T-Rex, and then having my mom trip me and hold me down while the T-rex sucks me off. Not cool, i'm more disturbed by the fact my mom was watching than the T-Rex giving me head.
3. Slowly sinking in quicksand. Not so weird, but when I am about to the point where my head is going to go under, I wake up. (still not weird) however when I wake up I am in the bathtub and covered in Kelloggs Frosted Flakes and I am sweating perfusly so they are all stuck to me. (is it wierd I still ate a few dry ones before showering?)
4. ménage à trois with Micheal Jackson and a monkey (who by the way knew what he was doing!) There is something to be said for a monkey who takes him time while eating a, um... banana.
I am not a dream person. So when I do dream, this is the shit I remember. If anyone is one of those dream doctors... HELP!! Please analyze for me.
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