A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence. Brian raises his hand and says, "The sky is fascinating."
The teacher says, "No that's fascinating."
Jennifer raises her hand and says, "When I saw the tigers at the zoo I was fascinated."
The teacher says, "No that's fascinated."
So finally Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "My mom bought a new blouse with 12 pearl buttons, but her chest's so big she could only fasten eight!"
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
What is the noisiest thing in the world?
Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.
Heard about the blind skunk that tried to rape a fart?