Laser Engraver Plays Mario Theme The best part is that, when it's finished, you have a plaque that says "2009 2nd Grade Soccer Champio120f8abqllllq."

Sewage Surfing "I love sewage surfing, I just hate how the poop water makes my hair feel."

Hardly Working: Fired Up If you love somebody, let them go...

Awesome Pizza Hut Location "Oh, I'm sorry. The most exotic Pizza Hut in the world isn't a romantic enough date for you?

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