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 Submitted By: clive on 7/27/2007
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemmingway
He was a wise man who invented beer. --
Plato
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
--Catherine Zandonella
If G... more
Tags: beer humor quotes
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Submitted By: clive on 7/27/2007
there were 3 nuns in the church 2 were crying 1 was laughing the preist walked up 2 a crying 1 and said 'why are u crying' the nun said i killed some 1 ,the priest said go drink from the holy water so he went up 2 the 2nd crying nun and said why are ... more
Tags: humor joke nuns
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 Submitted By: clive on 5/7/2007
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as... more
Tags: blonde joke brunette joke humor joke jokes
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