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Dear Mrs.. Jones,

I
wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic
dancer.  I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last
week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single
shovel we had.  Then I found one more in the back room, and several
people were fighting over who would get it.  Sarah's picture does NOT
show me dancing around a pole.  It's supposed to depict me selling the
last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.  From now on I will remember to
check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs.. Smith