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Submitted By: user2 on 3/27/2007. (  |  Share  |  Clikk It! )   



TO ALL EMPLOYEES... IS YOUR JOB WORTH A TURD IN THE TOILET?

It has been brought to my attention by the cleaning service that some of our employees do not know how to flush a toilet. ^%$&* has provided the most modern toilets on the market for our employees to use. Each unit is provided with a silver handle on the back upper left corner. All you have to do is push this handle DOWN and your turds will flush cleanly away.

If this explanation does not make sense, or if it is too complicated for you to comprehend, please notify me IMMEDIATELY and I will bring my three-year-old son in to instruct you on how to flush a toilet.

To those of you who like to display your "TROPHYS" for all to admire, you may rent the company camera to take home with you and photograph your world records. Then you will have a lasting picture to admire for years and years.

I EXPECT ALL EMPLOYEES TO USE COMMON SANITARY HABITS AT ALL TIMES. THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT WILL NOT BE EMPLOYEES OF ^%$&* FOR VERY MUCH LONGER.

MAKE MY DAY...


DWIGHT

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