A Man is like a deck of playing cards

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A Man is like a deck of playing cards

A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards... you need:

A Heart to love him,
A Diamond to marry him,
A Club to smash his fucking head in, and
A Spade to bury the bastard.
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