Eugene's Brilliant Ideas for the Betterment of Mankind

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Eugene's Brilliant Ideas for the Betterment of Mankind.

Idea #296: Guns should be made of marshmallows.

"Say your life is an endless parade of miseries, and you're resolved to do something about it. You reach into a desk-drawer and pull out the gun you recently aquired from your friend Paul in accounting.

You take a breath and put the barrel in your mouth. Suddenly, you remember how delicious marshmallows are, and realize that its been ages since you last ate s'mores. Before you know it, you've bought graham crackers and chocalate, and have eaten your gun. Suicide averted!"
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