Little Girl with an Attitude Joke

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Submitted By: clive on 5/4/2007. (

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A little girl on a bike was stopped by a cop on a horse; he asked her "Did Santa get you that bike for Christmas?" She said, "yes he did."

The cop wrote her a ticket for $15 and said, "Next year make sure Santa puts reflectors on that bike."

The little girl upset looks up at him and says "Did Santa get you that horse for Christmas?"

With a smug look he says, "Yeah honey, he did." She looks at him and says, "Oh yeah, next year tell him that the d*ck goes on the bottom of the horse!"
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