Joke of the Day August 27th, 2009

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Joke of the Day August 27th, 2009 Rating: +1 from 3 votes Views: 582

Submitted By: Daven on 8/28/2009. (

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A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $5000 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have five of my finest ladies and a four-course meal."

The trucker replies:

"Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."

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