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Me, myself, and I (and some words of wisdom)


Hi all. Here is some words of wisdom courtesty of me (and of course by me I mean other people)

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Life is hard. It's even harder if you're stupid.

A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is. Dave Barry

Big Business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer orginization that never pays a nickel in taxes. Dave Barry

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. Dave Barry

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. Dave Barry

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. Ellen Degeneres

I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves. Ellen Degeneres

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein

God always takes the simplest way. Albert Einstein

Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas. Paula Poundstone

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. Paula Poundstone

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
Paula Poundstone



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