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Submitted By: Phip on 1/15/2007. (

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Did you fart, cause you blew me away. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

My love for you is like diarrhea...I can't hold it in.

Do you have a bobrary card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

If you and I were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I could make your bed-rock.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

and....the best for last!

Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

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