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Submitted By: phip42 on 1/15/2007. (  |  Share  |  Clikk It! )   

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Yo momma so dumb, i told her christmas was right around the corner, and she went to go look!!

Yo momma so ugly, she went to iraq and they said "we surrender!!"

yo momma so old she left her purse on noahs ark

yo momma is so skinney she use chaostick for dedorant

yo momma head so little, she use fruitloops for head rags

yo momma got a wooden leg with termites

yo momma so dumb she thought if she woke up fast enough she could see her self sleep

yo momma so dumb i said give me a quater back, and she gave me dan marino

yo momma so dumb she thinks tiger woods is a forest in india

yo momma so stank that when she stands next to a skunk, the skunk smells sweet

yo momma so dumb she cant even find her own house

yo momma so stank she made right gaurd go left, speed stick slow down, and ban go off strike

yo momma got more issues than national geographic

yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surrond sound

Yo momma so poor i saw her kickin a tin can down the street, and when i asked her what is she doin, she said what havent u seen a mobile home before

yo momma so poor she watch t.v. on an Ethc-A-sketch

yo momma so dumb that when her daughter had a heart attack, she dialed 911 on the microwave

yo momma so dumb she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone

yo momma so bald headed she curls her hair with rice

yo momma so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping off a buliding, and got lost on the way down

yo momma so dumb that when you were born she said wow it comes with cable too

yo momma so dumb she asked me what letter come after X and i said Y and she said because I wanna know

yo momma so dumb she thought gang-grene was a golf course


Yo momma so dumb i put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool, and she drowned

yo momma so poor i walked into the house and stepped on a cigratte butt and she said hey who turned off the heater!!

yo momma so poor i saw her shakin a tin can and when i asked her what is she doin, she said redecorating

yo momma so dumb, she studided for a drug test

yo momma so hairy, big foot take pictures of her

yo momma so dumb she put a quater in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out

yo momma so ugly the last time i saw something that looked like her, i pinned a tail on it

yo momma so fat that every time she wear a red shirt the neighborhood kids point and yell het kool-aid

yo momma so ugly she could scare cujo off a meat truck

yo momma so old, she needed a walker when jesus was in diapers

yo momma so dumb, she thought 2 pac shakur was a jewish holiday


yo momma so ugly she could stop a sun dial

yo momma is so dumb, that if brains were dynamite,she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose

yo momma so smelly that sewer rats jump out her way


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